naivechild
I'm moving forward, but you're still stuck in the same place. It was time to step out and step into a new path, so you've gotta move your legs or watch me go. I'm not coming after you anymore.

Don't think that the world is about you, and that I stepped 'up' so that I could look 'down'.

THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID HAMSTER. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HAMSTER.
YOU'RE A CAPYBARA.
And if you want to stay sleeping on the floor and not up on the bed with me, then fine!
You can stay there! And if you think I'm looking down on you while you look up at me, then think that way! Not my fault you don't want to join my warm bed and like the floor better.

You damned, cute, squishy, fluffy, brown, slipper-looking-like stuffed toy!
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