Come to me.
You know you want me, why not reach out for me?
I'm beautiful in my red dress, and no, that is not my moustache.
You know that you want to savour me, to have me, look at me in all my sparkling silence!
You long to grasp me, and make me yours.
But you can't.
OH PRINGLES, WHY MUST YOU TEMPT ME SO?
I have a sore throat, so stay away from me!